FLYING PIGS
A collection of adult humour in a short story format
Flying Pigs, Is a collection of adult humour presented as short stories for tall people and tall stories for short people.
CHAPTER 1
Lunar Lunacy
"Neil come in please." peep. "Neil where the hell are you, come in please." peep. "I think we have lost Neil, over." peep. "Calm down commander, I am in the little boy's room taking a pee. peep. It's not easy in this space suit." peep.
It was a vista of total tranquillity which touched the very soul. An endless landscape of utter peace with a backdrop of Mother Earth. This barren place looked awesome and forbidding, with dust and rock everywhere. "Alright Neil, the light is perfect the cameras are set at half speed, you can climb out now." peep. He searched the barren landscape for signs of life. Nothing moved, nothing stirred. It was a sterile place, where the vastness of the Universe hung like a timeless mantle.
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Flying Pigs
Flying Pigs, Is a collection of adult humour presented as short stories for tall people and tall stories for short people.
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Norfolk Secrets
My father left a small case which contained letters, documents and photographs which have formed the basis for this book. Norfolk Secrets.
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Colkirk Boy
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Fakenham Boy
This book is a collection of my memories experiences and stories from growing up in Fakenham, through the time when I lived and worked abroad to my return to my roots.
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Dust in the wind
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The Secret History of Mrs. Mystery
This has to be the funniest book ever written. It is so funny that the editor actually wet herself several times before she could get to the end.
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Understanding Old People
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Grandad and the magic glasses
Grandad and the Magic Glasses: follows the hilarious adventures of Grandad and his grandsons Ryan and Mikey.
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Grandad and the time machine
In volume two Grandad and the Time Machine, Grandad, Ryan and Mikey solve several strange clues and use some magical objects to transform their secret shed into something unbelievable
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Grandad and the search for Robin
Throughout their adventures Grandad, Ryan and Mikey find several references to Robin. In Grandad and the Search for Robin their travels lead them to solve the greatest mystery of all...
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A Year at the Yard
Priti and Snowdrop are best friends. They live with other ponies and horses as well as Marmalade the cat and a bird called Robin, on a wonderful stable yard, deep in the English Countryside.
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Spotty Herbert and the Policeman's Ball
Throughout his hilarious escapades Herbert is trying to come to terms with his obsession for a girl who he sees as a sex goddess, the one and only Chesty Mullens.
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Spotty Herbert and the Custard Wars
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Spotty Herbert and the Man with the Luminous Thingy
When the terrible explosion destroyed the custard factory, the criminal gang were believed to have been vaporised.
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The Diaries of Robin's Toys
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The Diaries of Robin's Travels
Ken and his daughter Angie have co-authored the series "The Diaries of Robin's Travels" for Sweet Cherry Publishing.
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Ghosts of Fakenham
There is a special relationship between the past and the present and that is; everything in the past was once in the present and anything that is in the present will soon be in the past.
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Twisted Tales
This is a collection of short stories from one of the most haunted counties in England.
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